Tag Archives: gross

I am Graceful and Elegant and Classy

Posted on October 24, 2011 by Canadianwoman

Today, whilst scraping at a wooden cutting board in an effort to get it clean, I came upon a particularly stubborn bit of dried cheese. Scraping at it with increased vigour, I inadvertently wound up wedging said bit of dried … Continue reading →

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Unwelcome Sex Dreams, Welcome Surprises

Posted on October 19, 2011 by Canadianwoman

Those who know me well know that my subconscious hates me. And not just in a quietly vindictive, smouldering, muttering “bitch.” under its breath when I walk by kind of way. no, my subconscious hates me actively, with much fiery … Continue reading →

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*Poot*

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Canadianwoman

The first of many in which I am a big, gross overshare-bear. Continue reading →

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